Posted by: Joe | July 27, 2007

I’d strap one on too…

What’s that you say? Astronauts flying drunk? I am shocked, SHOCKED, that Payload Specialist #2 on Mission STS-whatever decided to get hammered before strapping on to the largest chemical bomb on the planet.

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Last Thursday Frank Sulloway, author of Born To Rebel, was the guest on The Colbert Report. The hypothesis of his book is that IQ and radicalism are tied to birth order. First born children tend to have higher IQs, while younger siblings are more likely to be rebellious.

Based on this, I would posit that Dr. Sulloway was a younger sibling, because he’s a little slow in figuring this out. We eldest have been telling our younger siblings that we’re smarter than them for years.

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Anybody who has owned a website/blog will tell you that one of the most entertaining things about it is being able to see what search terms people are using to find your site. Sometimes informative, sometimes strange, but always entertaining. The search phrase that made me laugh today: “why am I such a whore?”. Hahahahaha.

Calorie Intake:

  • 8oz unsweetened apple juice – 120 cal
  • 600ml bottle Gatorade -150 cal
  • 2 medium banana – 200 cal
  • 2 x yogurt – 240 cal
  • bowl of manhattan clam chowder – 150 cal
  • open faced grilled chicken sandwich – 600 cal
  • chef’s salad – 300 cal

Total In: 1760 calories

Calories Expended:

Life

Evening workout

  • 90min driving range – 300 cal

Total Expended: 3000 calories

Daily Net Calories: (minus 1240 calories)

Still don’t feel much like eating today, but did feel well enough this evening to go hit some balls at the range. Wow, does boxing ever destroy a golf swing.

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Responses

  1. So… Why are you such a whore?

  2. Me? I’m a whore because I’ll do anything if you ply me with rum. That’s not the funny part.

    The funny part is that somebody thought they’d find their own answer via Google.


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