Posted by: Joe | April 29, 2009

Dear Media:

Calm the fuck down.

There have been a grand total of 8 documented H1N1 flu deaths.  8.  You know what causes thousands of deaths every year and you haven’t heard about?

THE REGULAR PLAIN-JANE VANILLA GODDAMNED FLU.

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And since I watched Religulous on the weekend, this really shouldn’t suprise me but an Isreali health official has said “we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu“.  Because pigs are unclean.

I’m sure that Mexicans everywhere are happy to know that they are kosher.

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